Friday, February 6, 2009

don't tell me I'm not living in the moment.

It's not like I'm not content in the present. But really, how content do you reasonably expect me to be, at work, with hip hop and the Mary Kate & Ashley Musical Mystery Series assaulting my ears at the same time? No one should have to endure this. In fact, I'm pretty sure that the Mary Kate & Ashley Anything are a violation of human rights (Am I wrong? What about the pursuit of happiness? or really, even just sanity. I can settle).

So right now, I'm counting down to ...

  • my weekend (ONE HOUR!) (You're welcome for that mini educational factoid.)
  • snuggling with my bad kittens (1 hour, 25 minutes)
  • the IKEA store opening in Charlotte (11 days)
  • my sister and Ben moving home (in TWO AND A HALF YEARS. I try to forget.)
  • posting a picture of my cute car on my blog, in an effort to get my sister (and only blog reader) to post a comment (...assuming I can figure out how)
  • starting all my laundry (approximately 13 hours; hopefully they'll pass slowly)
  • having clean sheets (in 14 hours and 25 minutes)
  • next week! I only have to work from 3-11 pm on Monday.
  • my first ever job-related travel (leaving at the crack of dawn in 4 days)
  • Sunday with Abe
  • my phone upgrade. Nothing against my phone, it just has a giant chunk falling off one side. (Hope that wasn't important! Also, please don't make me say goodbye to all my photos! I'm awfully attached to all those blurry, poorly-centered pictures of my cats while tiny.)


  1. 2 years and less than 5 months actually.
    Lexi not Ben

  2. Ummm... IKEA is gay! and the Devil!!! way to be excited about satan!

  3. Josh, we can still be friends even though you're racist against Swedish things.

  4. Im just saying, i lived in house decked out in IKEA (nothing else was aloud)